双语笑话:你被问到过的最无语的问题

来源: 佚名 2013-12-03

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  如题,小伙伴们,你们被问到过的最无语的问题是什么呢?小编抛砖引玉先来几个~~

  有一次跟我正在火急火燎地在网上搜索怎么破解我电脑中的病毒,我麻麻叫我吃饭,我说,麻麻我电脑中病毒啦,我先搞定了再吃。然后我麻麻就问我:

  Can you get infected from the virus on your computer?你电脑的病毒会传染给你吗?

  男盆友学的是电子工程,然后一次去我叔叔家,婶婶得知后眼里放光,说:

  Oh, you are an electronics engineer? Can you please repair my fridge?奥,你学电子工程的呀?那你帮我修修冰箱呗!

  宿舍起火了,跟一同学说快打119啊,同学一脸茫然:

  What's the phone number to 119?119的电话是多少?

  听以为非洲友人抱怨曾经有人这么问他:

  Do you (Africans) live on top of trees?你们非洲人都住在树顶上吗?

  一位去维也纳旅行的朋友曾遭遇这样的问题:

  "Look, that's the moon. Do you have it back in China?"“看,月亮!你回国之后还能看到月亮吗?”

  码农表示曾经被无数次这么问过:

  Oh so you are a computer engineer. Can you hack my friend's gmail account?奥,你是个码农呀。你可以黑一下我朋友的邮箱吗?

  带一个二货同学一起逛论坛,他惊呼:

  Dude, who is this Anon User? He seems to have knowledge of almost everything!喂,我说这个叫做“匿名”的用户是谁啊?他懂真多啊!

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